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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



scouse kid 6:58 Fri Jul 7
Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
It's definitely silly season

But ings has had a hair transplant. Apparently he shouldn't head the ball for a while. You think he might have gone for a new pair of legs. One of the more stupid transfers we have made in recent years considering the managers preferred play style and ings attributes.

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Lee Trundle 6:15 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
Close season ended a few days ago. We're now in preseason.

HTH

VickyPkVillageIdiot 5:56 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
Thought it was you who fucked off during the close season?

Silly, fat tranny-fucker.

Manuel 5:53 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant

VickyPkVillageIdiot 5:45 Tue Jul 11


Can't you just fuck off, fella??

VickyPkVillageIdiot 5:45 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
His goals against Forest and Gent paid back his transfer fee.

Manuel 5:43 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
So we have finally got something from our 17 mil outlay and 125k a week on the old fella...to sing some songs about his fucking barnet. Brilliant.

Mike Oxsaw 5:43 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
Willtell 10:30 Sun Jul 9

It'll be a tax-deductible business expense, what with his head being one of the tools of his trade, and that,

Fifth Column 5:34 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
Ingsy's on fire
Now he needs a new hair dryer

Moncurs Putting Iron 5:15 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
He's here, he's there. He's got someone elses hair.

Robson 4:09 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
1964 8:11 Sat Jul 8
Who was it had his hair cut off and lost all his strength, Samson?


I think you're thinking of Sebastian Schemmel.

El Scorchio 2:07 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
As someone said, hope it has a Samson like effect.

Anyone know if anyone's ever had a hair transplant which has made them run 50 metres a second quicker? Hope so.

stewey 11:24 Tue Jul 11
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
He’s got no hair but we don’t care Danny Danny ings.

Willtell 10:30 Sun Jul 9
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
£17k for a new barnet?

I guess when you still have a £108k left out of that week's wage packet before tax, it's a bargain...

bruuuno 3:08 Sat Jul 8
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
pdbis 11:34 Sat Ju


It might. It’s possible that he was paranoid about which affected his focus, I’m sure I read some other player who had surgery say something along those lines

J.Riddle 1:16 Sat Jul 8
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
Barnet on loan?

wd40 1:16 Sat Jul 8
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
Got a complex he has on trying to look young

oh i get some sleeves tattoos like my younger peers




looks a fucking mess.

pdbis 11:34 Sat Jul 8
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
Won't improve him as a player.

dealcanvey 11:24 Sat Jul 8
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
Hope the weight of his new barnet don’t slow him down more than he has already.

Sir Alf 11:22 Sat Jul 8
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
The Stoat 9:21 Fri Jul 7

Haha, best scene when he removed his syrup !! :-). Wasnt it to the music of “The Planets”

Wonder if it’s on YouTube? Loved the mum and son shivering with fear when he comes home after a Barnston loss each Saturday

1964 8:11 Sat Jul 8
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
Who was it had his hair cut off and lost all his strength, Samson?

Perhaps now Ings has got some hair he'll score 20 goals for us next season.

gph 1:58 Sat Jul 8
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
He'll feel like he's 25 again, and will be able to score while playing under any system whatsoever.

Probably

The Stoat 9:21 Fri Jul 7
Re: Baldy no more Ings gets hair transplant
Neville "Baldy" Davitt of the 1922 Barnstoneworth United had the same problem

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